Hello, you fab big sluts!

I just wanted to let y’all know what I’ve been thinking about in terms of this blog. We obviously have a fucking eternity before we’re getting any new Doctor Who at all. And it’s possible I might lose my mind, will to live, and ideas for new posts. But, to stay sane and sassily inspired, I have decided to:

1) Finally get my stupid ass around to watching Classic Who. There will be a better representation of Doctors other than 9-11 (because right now I’m leaning so heavily on submissions) in the near future.

2) Buy more shoes.

3) Rewatch episodes I watched before starting this blog. I know there’s plenty of Eccleston and Tennant gold left to be mined (if you know what I’m saying.)

4) Drink copious amount of alcohol.

5) Have Sassy Gay Doctor interact with people (both real and fictional) outside the Whoniverse. This will happen very rarely, I promise, but I think there’s plenty of sassy gay potential there. If you have absolutely no fucking desire to see sassy gay Doctor Who characters interacting with someone outside the show, I’m going to tag each entry “So many stupid bitches so little time.” Turn on your Tumblr Saviors, bitches. Or scream profanities at me, and maybe I’ll stop. And cry since I’ll be drinking more.

I’m working on one right now in which our beloved Sassy Gay Doctor has some advice for another doctor after Sherlock’s “The Reichenbach Fall.” If you haven’t seen the episode yet and have somehow avoided spoilers on Tumblr (because you’re in a coma or currently are using the Time Vortex to somehow keep yourself unspoiled), one of the tags will include “The Reichenbach Fall.” You have been warned.

Any suggestions? Opinions? Innuendo that would make Jack blush?


  1. aprontime answered: You could use Doctor Who themes pick up lines. Such as “wanna see my sonic screwdriver” “give me a few min and I’ll regenerate”
  2. luckbealoki answered: Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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