Sassy Gay Doctor Who

fuckyeahdwmacros: Sassy Gay Ten pulls no punches.

Mon, 14 May 2012 19:00:29 -0500

Sassy Gay Ten pulls no punches.

Hello, my darling fab bitches: My computer is once again broken. I can’t really click on...

Sat, 12 May 2012 13:17:00 -0500

Hello, my darling fab bitches:

My computer is once again broken. I can’t really click on things. I absolutely cannot highlight, click and drag, screencap or edit anything. I don’t know which computer god I pissed off and what I need to sacrifice to it to make this all better, but cross your fingers and flip your scarves that this all gets fixed soon. If Jackie Tyler turns out be be some sort of deity, I’m afraid I’m screwed.

Stay sassy, bitches!

(I have a bunch of messages I can’t answer yet, but I’ve read them all, and love you all dearly.)

Love who you love, you fab bitches. Even if it’s an Auton...

Fri, 11 May 2012 13:21:32 -0500

Love who you love, you fab bitches. Even if it’s an Auton with swappable heads. (River, you big slut! Good for you!)

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Thu, 10 May 2012 16:22:39 -0500

firsttimelady: i wonder if john’s line was even in the script...

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 19:01:00 -0500

firsttimelady:

i wonder if john’s line was even in the script here
probably not

Jack, you big slut! Good for you!

There are many things in the universe I don't understand. Statistics. The logistics of Donald Trump's hair. The Tyler women's god-awful costume choices.

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:29:00 -0500

But my confusion on all of those topics is dwarfed by my complete and utter bewilderment when trying to answer this question:

HOW THE FUCK DID MATT SMITH NOT GET A BAFTA NOMINATION?

The fake nails are coming off as I apparently need to go slap some sense into lots of stupid bitches.

deducing-opera-ghost: sarsrebloglog: nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:...

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 22:52:00 -0500

deducing-opera-ghost:

sarsrebloglog:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

awabubbles:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

twelvefootmountaintroll:

godsmorphine:

Well, this exists.

“Are all people like this?”
“Like what?”
“So much bigger on the inside.”

………WHY DOES THIS EXIST

If that’s what a Doctor Who dildo looks like, I’m afraid to see what a Torchwood dildo would be like.

Torchwood has a butt plug.

For some reason it’s bigger than this.

You can’t be serious. You checked? Oh my god.

That’s a TARDIS…in a penis….you know what, tumblr, I’m not even surprised anymore. Come at me.

…………Wow.

God, I’m giggling like a twelve-year-old stupid bitch. It’s just so fucking sparkly. I feel that any dildos, like any other object in existence, can be made more fabulous with the addition of some glitter. But don’t get me started on the glittery Twilight ones you put in the freezer…

kitfoxhawaii: I could be doing something important…. Nah. RUN...

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:48:33 -0500

kitfoxhawaii:

I could be doing something important….

Nah.

RUN YOU STUPID BITCH, RUN!

pondamypond: #CAPTAIN JACK IS NICE IN BOTH DIRECTIONS AT...

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:39:22 -0500

pondamypond:

#CAPTAIN JACK IS NICE IN BOTH DIRECTIONS AT ONCE

MOFFAT. I just…MOFFAT.

He’s just so damned perfect sometimes that I lose the ability to type.

girl-panic: The resemblance is uncanny. Looks like...

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 08:55:09 -0500

girl-panic:

The resemblance is uncanny.

Looks like Obama’s been getting some dance lessons from Sassy Gay Nine. I wonder if Barack does the drunken giraffe, too…

Sent in by jesusdotgod!

shh-im-wondering: brigwife: yes this is good OH SASSY ONE,...

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 23:25:40 -0500

shh-im-wondering:

brigwife:

yes this is good

OH SASSY ONE, YOU

One, you are sass and fabulousness personified. Or Time Lordified. I don’t fucking know or care. The point is, you are perfect.

To quote Sassy Gay Ten: “I’m sorry. I’m so, so...

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 23:23:22 -0500

To quote Sassy Gay Ten: “I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry, bitches.” This is neither sassy nor gay, but it is Doctor Who. And I did make it. And I was drinking a Cosmo and wearing a sequined cardigan while I made it. So there’s that, at least.

chmchm:

Beneath the Stains of Time

Music: Hurt, by the inimitable Johnny Cash

NuWho Series 1-6, featuring the Ninth, Tenth, and Eleventh Doctors and their companions.

Matt Smith on the Doctor: “That’s what interests me about The Doctor because, actually, look at the blood on the man’s hands… Which is why I think he has to make silly jokes and wear a fez. Because if he didn’t, he’d hang himself.”

Amy and Vincent, Sassy Gay Doctor doesn’t approve of your...

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 17:49:35 -0500

Amy and Vincent, Sassy Gay Doctor doesn’t approve of your lame-ass flirting. You’re draining his fabulousness.

sassygaydoctorwho: Computer is fixed. Everything is sequins and...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:25:07 -0500

sassygaydoctorwho:

Computer is fixed. Everything is sequins and glitter and rainbow artron energy once again.

What’s up next:

Sassy Gay Doctor will be compiling a list of the top ten worst fashion choices in NuWho and telling all of those stupid bitches exactly what he thinks of their lives and choices. If you know of a particular outfit which is especially horrendous, would you please let this big slut know in which episode to find the offending character?

Let the deluge of hoodies and puffy vests and whatever the fuck River was wearing in Let’s Kill Hitler begin!

Now who needs a Sassy Gay Doctor fashion reality check?

Reblogging once for any fab bitches who didn’t see this and have input before I make the list.

fuckyeahdwmacros: Sassy Gay One fires off both barrels of the...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 12:03:54 -0500

fuckyeahdwmacros:

Sassy Gay One fires off both barrels of the ol’ truth shotgun.

So it hasn't been the best couple of weeks for me...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 20:31:39 -0500

…what with all of those computer problems and sustained moments of panic that I’m wasting my life and a pair of really adorable new shoes that cut my feet to hell, to bitch about a few thing…

But then you all fill my inbox with things like this:

And I swear to god, I’m walking on clouds made out of David Tennant’s hair. Thank you all so much.

It's quite fun to google image search John Barrowman doing fabulous things.

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 20:07:04 -0500

flapperorslapper:

Need him with fireworks? Sure!

Want some sparkles? Check!

Would you like him dressed up as Aladdin, complete with a magic lamp? We got it!

Desire him dressed up as Aladdin, complete with a magic lamp, but prefer the color blue? No problemo!

Wouldn’t you just love him dressed up as Aladdin, complete with a magic lamp, but prefer the color blue AND would like a costumed zoo animal to join on in? Of course!

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Computer is fixed. Everything is sequins and glitter and rainbow...

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 12:16:00 -0500

Computer is fixed. Everything is sequins and glitter and rainbow artron energy once again.

What’s up next:

Sassy Gay Doctor will be compiling a list of the top ten worst fashion choices in NuWho and telling all of those stupid bitches exactly what he thinks of their lives and choices. If you know of a particular outfit which is especially horrendous, would you please let this big slut know in which episode to find the offending character?

Let the deluge of hoodies and puffy vests and whatever the fuck River was wearing in Let’s Kill Hitler begin!

Now who needs a Sassy Gay Doctor fashion reality check?

Here, have Alan Carr reading some DW porn and sassy Tennant...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 11:50:40 -0500

Here, have Alan Carr reading some DW porn and sassy Tennant being sassy.

Oh, Nine, you cheeky, sassy bastard.

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 14:37:49 -0500

Oh, Nine, you cheeky, sassy bastard.